Now I’m sure you all know how much I love Final Fantasy XI. One thing I hate about it are real money traders. For those of you who don’t know, they trade real money for in game goods and services. Anything from accounts to gil to extremely valuble items. This problem is repeatedly crushed by the RMT Special Task force. Lately though, since the RMTs have no high level accounts to use, they turn to buying accounts or more apropriately, cheating players out of their accounts by asking to rent them and permanently taking them. So anyway, some woman from China sends me an IM trying to start up casual conversation, I knew it was an RMT, so I took it and ran with it.
[21:20:45] lucyonmyway: hello
[21:54:27] Zero: ?
[21:54:43] lucyonmyway: hello
[21:54:51] lucyonmyway: this is lucy]
[21:54:57] Zero: Yeah, do I know you?
[21:55:09] lucyonmyway: maybe you dont know me
[21:55:12] lucyonmyway: i added u
[21:55:33] Zero: Right…
[21:55:58] lucyonmyway: do you mind this
[21:56:07] Zero: I’m confused, how’d you get my SN?
[21:56:51] lucyonmyway: i got your addr from the forum of FFXI and then i added u as my friend
[21:56:54] lucyonmyway: do you mind this
[21:57:05] Zero: Not really…but which one?
[21:57:43] lucyonmyway: FFXIclopedia Forum
[21:57:45] lucyonmyway: this one
[21:59:58] lucyonmyway: there
[22:00:16] Zero: I hate that place.
[22:00:32] Zero: Bunch of money grubbing administrators.
[22:00:52] lucyonmyway: hehe
[22:00:56] lucyonmyway: where are you from
[22:01:03] Zero: Fairy.
[22:01:12] lucyonmyway: im from china
[22:01:34] Zero: …right.
[22:01:55] lucyonmyway: where are you from
[22:02:48] lucyonmyway: there
[22:03:23] Zero: I said Fairy.
[22:03:55] lucyonmyway: fairy
[22:03:57] lucyonmyway: what do you mean
[22:04:05] lucyonmyway: i asked you where are you from
[22:04:12] Zero: And I gave you the answer.
[22:04:39] lucyonmyway: fairy where is it
[22:04:51] Zero: It’s a world.
[22:05:43] lucyonmyway: hehe
[22:05:52] lucyonmyway:Â do you play FFXI?Â
[22:07:18] lucyonmyway: there
[22:07:35] Zero: I don’t play FFXI. I live in it.
[22:08:36] lucyonmyway: i think you are someone who dont belong to the world
[22:09:11] Zero: Perhaps, I’ve been stuck in this game for five years and the only way I can communicate is through IM.
[22:09:24] Zero: I can’t log out or anything…
[22:10:26] lucyonmyway: ah i see
[22:10:38] lucyonmyway:Â now you dont play FFXI any more?
[22:11:20] Zero: I don’t play it, I’m just looking for a way to log out and get back to the real world again. I wonder how my body is doing…
[22:11:42] lucyonmyway: ah i see
[22:11:50] lucyonmyway: you addict to this game
[22:12:03] Zero: No, I’m IN THE GAME.
[22:12:12] Zero: I can’t get out!
[22:12:22] lucyonmyway: may i ask you one question?
[22:13:00] lucyonmyway: may i know what level and what class of your FFXI?
[22:13:29] Zero: I’m everything. I’ve never lived a day outside this game since it started so I leveled every job.
[22:14:23] lucyonmyway: WOWÂ you are so cool
[22:17:44] lucyonmyway: may i ask one question
[22:17:57] lucyonmyway: would you like to rent your acc to me i pay you money
[22:18:33] Zero: I don’t even know my ID or password anymore since I’m stuck in the game! I can’t even logout!
[22:19:29] lucyonmyway: it is pity, you lose one way to earn moeny
[22:19:33] lucyonmyway: money
[22:19:53] Zero: Money isn’t important! I have 25Million Gil! Just get me out of the damned game!
[22:20:19] lucyonmyway: i can get you out of the game
[22:20:28] lucyonmyway: just rent your acc to me and you will get our
[22:20:29] Zero: /logout and /shutdown don’t work!
[22:20:30] lucyonmyway: out
[22:20:41] Zero: I don’t know my ID or Password! That doesn’t help!
[22:21:48] lucyonmyway: why you dont know your id and your password
[22:22:07] Zero: I’ve been stuck in the game for five years with no way out!
[22:23:01] lucyonmyway: ok
[22:23:10] lucyonmyway: i know you like the game so much
[22:23:23] Zero: I hate this game! I can’t get out!
[22:23:58] lucyonmyway: if you like to rent it to e
[22:23:59] lucyonmyway: me
[22:24:03] Zero: I can’t!
[22:24:06] lucyonmyway: i show you my pic
[22:24:28] Zero: And the voices! They won’t stop!
[22:24:54] lucyonmyway: you yourself stop
[22:25:15] Zero: Uh, what?
[22:25:58] lucyonmyway: you said they wont stop ,so i told you you stop yourself
[22:26:33] Zero: The voices in my head won’t go away.
[22:27:16] lucyonmyway: you rent your acc to me and i show you my pic
[22:27:29] lucyonmyway: i promise you will forget the voices quickly
[22:31:49] Zero: I can’t give you my information! I forgot it!
[22:32:07] lucyonmyway: just try to remember ok
[22:32:13] lucyonmyway: i really want u to see me
[22:34:29] Zero: Do you have catears and a tail?
[22:34:56] lucyonmyway: what do you mean catear and a tail?
[22:35:05] Zero: Are a nekomimi?
[22:35:39] lucyonmyway: what do you mean
[22:35:51] Zero: I mean, are you a catgirl?
[22:36:23] lucyonmyway: im a girl
[22:37:05] Zero: I bet you are. That’s what all girls on the internet say.
[22:37:27] lucyonmyway: would you like to rent your acc to me
[22:37:36] Zero: I can’t!
[22:39:03] lucyonmyway: so dont ask me anything
Thanks to Striker of CLS for the idea of using the plot from .hack//Sign to royaly screw with this woman. As for real Final Fantasy XI update, well, have a look at these images:
 
I also think this Sean fellow is really Tom or something. Which is funny, since he seems to be proud that he got his car reposessed. That’s all for now.