Monthly Archive for December, 2006

Vacation of sorts

After getting a new job and carrying on after the QMS fiasco, I decided to come back home to New Hartford for the holiday and spend some time with the family. I also got a call from an employer saying they’d like me to cover someone’s vacation the week after christmas (no capitals again) back in Utica. I figure, it will hold me over until my next job so I take it. So on Saturday I pack up V2, some business clothes, the tree my mother gave me, a week’s worth of food and some clothes and my bed sheets that need washing. Take the drive home and unpack the box, start some laundry and call some folks to see what’s going on. I head over to Josh’s, we pass the time and yap quite a bit. Was a good time then I head home and pass out. It’s christmas eve now, time to hang out with dad. After Thanksgiving I think things between us are better. We talk, they cook, Dee Dee comes by and we continue the festivities. Then we get down to gift-giving. I take guesses as what is in each box and I got all but one gift exactly right. I got more clothes which are the holiday staple for my family to give me, $200 in cash and another gift that was two gifts but more like one. I open the box and inside it was a “Staples Easy Button”. I thought it was seriously funny but what I didn’t notice in the box was a cutout from a catalogue showing an executive leather chair. Apparently he had purchased it after hearing about me looking for a new chair in Best Buy after my failure to buy a Wii. But he didn’t have it yet, it was being delivered. Jumping out of chronological order here, he got the chair, but the wrong one, so he’s hoping to get the right one today (Friday). It was good stuff for me, certainly functional and useful. The money will probably be spent on upcoming bills and related expenses, such as gas to get back to my apartment with. Then I crash again.

Fast forward to christmas morning. I get up, clean up then head to my mother’s for another round of the same thing. What I got from her was certainly less functional, but I thought it was still rather interesting to boot. First up were some bathroom products (Body wash, Shampoo, Conditioner, etc.) which I quip back with the joke: “What? Do I smell that bad?” We all thought that was good. I get a usual assortment of Lotto tickets which I scratch off to reveal winnings of $0. Eh, I’m usually the biggest winner from them, but I guess I have to have a year where I don’t rock the house in winnings. She also gives me the usual assortment of socks and underwear, but she got them in a size that was way too big for me. She’s also heard of my tea addiction and got me a tea kettle (already have one, gave it back), a teapot and some tea for them. Another big gift that brought back memories was a Lego Star Wars Sandcrawler. I hadn’t put together something like that in a good long time. And it was winding down to the final gift. I open it and inside it is a used Microsoft Xbox from EB Games. I thought, hey! I can play DoA, Halo and so on because I wanted one for a while. I was planning on purchasing an Xbox 360 for VG4 though. I shrugged that thought off and decided maybe I should inspect the contents. I lift up the box again and notice the weight felt funny, like it was all to one side. I as Derrick for his knife, then I open the box and my face went red. I’d been had. Badly. Inside it was not an Xbox or anything related to it, but what I had got was…

A Nintendo Wii.

I was owned and at the same time I was like, how in hell did she get one? She told me the story but asked me not to retell it for the manager could get in a lot of trouble. But I can say this part: It was in the used Xbox box as a way to protect my mother from getting attacked because finding a Wii in Utica is still very hard and she could get hurt from lugging one around. Before all this I had purchased a copy of Twilight Princess so when I got a Wii I’d have a copy of the game because they sold like hotcakes when Wiis come in. The only trouble I have now is my one controller. I picked it up and the thing is tiny. I mean, it fits in my hands comfortably, but it’s smaller than I was expecting. I decided I’d wait until I get back to my apartment before I play with it, so I put it back in the box, then back in the Xbox box. I had dinner that night, my mother’s homemade lasagna which is always very tasty. I had so much of it my stomach probably would of burst. Then I go home and crash again.

Day after christmas. Work for everyone. Including me. So I head into my job, it was/is very boring because by the time they teach me everything that I need to know about the job I’d have to say goodbye. So they have me do menial tasks that I already have knowledge about doing. Example, clean and organize the office, test and repair a couple printers and move some stuff around. Not too big a deal and I’m getting paid for it, so who am I to complain. I went to dinner with my Mother on Tuesday, made dinner for my Father on Wednesday then hung out with Josh Thursday to see how badly we could destroy each other in Guitar Hero II. On Friday I went home to try and relax. Get into my own bed, my own hardware and try to be myself again. I think I start the new job with The Sutherland Group on Monday, but I have to figure out how to get them a Drug Test next week. I haven’t figured that part out yet, but I think I’m going to try to squeeze that in Monday morning then just hand them the result of the test that afternoon.

On an unrelated note, school is still pretty rocking. I’m pretty nasty with my programming skills and my database engineering techniques seriously impress my database teacher.

Because of how things have been going lately with my cash, I couldn’t get anybody anything at the time because I need to stretch what I have. However, I have solidified what I’m getting everyone and I know I won’t be getting people stuff they already have or stuff they got from the holiday. Since they may read my blog, I’m not going to say what they’re getting, but I’m sure they will like what they get.

After writing this whole thing I’ve realized I’ve had a lot to say lately. I really have to do this more often.

We’re gonna have to let you go

So yeah. It’s over a week and some change since this happened, but I didn’t exactly get around to writing what the hell happened on the 12th of December. So I get a call in the morning from Ryan the COO of QMS, the company I worked for asking how I do VNC into the corporate network. Well, at that point I noticed something wasn’t making sense. Why would he call me when he obviously knows I’m at school (lucky for me I was on break when the phone rang)? I had a hunch that I was going to be fired but I chose to ignore it right away. But class ended and I came into work at 1:30 where Debbie (the HR manager) comes up to me and says: “Don’t clock in, Israel wants to talk to you.” Then I knew it. But the reasons he fired me are all out of my control which ticked me off.

First, I reformatted the CEO’s (Michael’s) machine, just like I was told. They said by following a directive and explicitly telling him to transfer all his personal files to the server (which in turn he told me he did) I messed up. Am I to blame on this one? No.

Second, remember that incident on the 11th? (Look down one entry) Well, they blamed me for that one too. Really people. That was just retarded on their part. I had nothing to do with someone tampering with my equipment. If they were smart the would of gotten the lock on the server “closet” months ago, but they aren’t ones to listen to me. Hell. Israel is very guilty of this because when I try to tell him what’s going on in the IT department, he never wants to know. Also, because of this Israel says I cost the company hundreds of dollars. Oh yeah. Someone tampers with my equipment and it’s somehow my fault?

Third, on the 12th I had to stay for a very long time to set up five new machines in about one hour. Certainly I knew it would be impossible to do everything, but I tried. I missed setting up the printers because I didn’t have time to deploy them. If you want me to get equipment set up, how about a half reasonable timeframe? Not by tomorrow, how about you give me the time I need to complete a task as opposed to just saying it needs to be done. These computers can’t keep up with me (they’re Dells, what do you expect?) so therefore I loose on getting them up.

Probably the largest problem I had with the office was the fact that the CEO (Mike) and the VP of Sales (Israel) smoke in the office. I don’t know what it’s like elsewhere, but in the state of New York it’s illegal to smoke in an office. Also, the CEO liked to surf porn while he was at the office. I walked in on him with his pants down (seriously), prompting my investigation into his history list which turned up many sites, specifically Latino and She-males seemed to be his favorites. I’ve also heard many rumors about the CEO, but I’m not one to go off without a true basis.

They better get my last paycheck in or there will be hell to pay. Ok, I didn’t get all of it, so they will get a nasty call from me on Tuesday. (I have a very good lawyer.) But after that, I went back to ITT and got a few referrals and now I have a job at the Sutherland Group as a level II help desk tech. The pay isn’t all that good, but I’ll be working full time so I should get some benefits and of course be making more money.

I can’t eat this…

This has been happening a lot lately. And it’s worrying me. So here’s today’s story:

This morning I wake up at the usual time to the usual music (12:00PM, Westwood Studios – Hell March) and go sit at my desk, check my cell. 12 missed calls, last one from area code 845, I figure it’s the office with some menial problem. I look at the list. They called me 12 times since 9 AM. Go to my voicemail. Four messages. I play about ten seconds of the first one. The phones don’t work. I throw my clothes on, tie my hair up, gulp down a glass of water to wake me up, jump in the car and got to work by 12:30. I race into the switch room. I put my hands in the back of the router and press the wires in.

*Click*

Lights on. Phones come back to life. I droop my head at how retarded that was. Nobody could figure it out. It was a loose wire that must of came undone yesterday. Yesterday the VP of Sales (Isreal Besser) brings more computers in for me. I spent five hours in the office just getting two up to my code. I finished the other two today. While I was bringing them up, I figured now would be a great time to proceed with my load balancing plan. Basicly, we have two switches. Instaid of forcing a signifigant ammount of load onto one and just a few machines on the other, I split the workload by putting all the computers on one switch and all the phones on another. I think in the process I might of knocked a wire loose in the router. But everything checked out when I left, so that didn’t make a lick of sense.

As you probably haven’t noticed, I haven’t had anything to eat up untill now. So I’m sitting there, jawwing with the HR manager like I do when I’ve got nothing to do and she notices that I’m not all up and myself. I’m not a cheerfuly perky guy, everyone knows that by now, but I’m always energetic. I mean, I can chug, chug and chug some more, but today, ha. I felt so drained that after I got in and fixed the problem I was about up for going home and crawling back into bed. But anyway, after fixing the problem, starting the other two machines and bringing them to standard, I found myself incredibly hungry. Sometime after feeling this I went to the HR girl (Ok, that’s hardly accurate, she’s signifigantly older than me) and then the conversation started. She offered me some soup or some chocolate and then kinda just gave me the Kit-Kat bar.

Then a light bulb went off. Wait, the trainees ordered pizza for lunch two hours ago, they’re gone now, does that mean? I casualy walk into the break room and open the box. Three slices left. I scarf them down like hell and drink my tea to wash it down. Now, I have an incredibly fast metabolic system. The second it hits my stomach I feel much better. Completely energized? Nah. It was cold. More myself? Certainly. So I stayed in the office really late to make sure the trainees were ready to go tommorow. I have to “neaten up the networking job” in the room by Friday (I think I can do it, just get me about 50 zip ties) and I think that’s all I’ve got to do in terms of work. I really need to be a better judge of distance though.

Anyway, I get home, get into XI and start doing a few random quests to clear my quest log while I have my flag up. I get a party (hell, I’m still in it as I’m writing this) and then start feeling hungry. I mean, I ate the pizza earlier, but I guess that wet my appitie for the stuff. Not wanting to order out, I grab a frozen one from the freezer and throw it in the oven. Bake it up all nice, put it on a plae, put that next to my keyboard on my desk, pour myself a tall glass of pepsi, sit down again and then say: I’m not hungry. I had this craving for pizza and a lot of it. But once I cook and I sit down to it then just can’t eat it. I don’t waste food though. So I cut it up, ate a slice, covered it with plastic wrap and threw it in the fridge. I think I’ll eat it tommorow. For now, I want to cap out my Regen merits for XI and have a good sleep. I’ve earned it.

Bills?!

Yeah. I got my Time Warner bill today. $208.81. I look it over. Remember how I said in an early writing I turned in my cable box because I don’t watch Televsion anymore? Well, aparently they missed the message or something because they billed me for it anyway. Egh. That was not cool in my opinion. So I call them up.

Durring the ten minutes on hold I managed to check my auctions in XI. Not much money made today.

I get on and explain my problem. With no effort whatsoever they fix me and credit me $120.99. I’m thinking to myself, it couldn’t of been that easy, but apparently it was. Ha. Time Warner wins for customer service over the phone. Off to work now.


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