Monthly Archive for May, 2006

48 Paladin

Today I was supposed to get my ass to level 50 Paladin.

Well, that was before 9AM this morning…

Cripes.

Anyway, after some grueling leveling over the past few days, I got myself to level 48 and got all my needed coffer keys for my AF which I’ll probably do this weekend with the shell. But I still think my Armet (helmet) makes me look like a shark, but worse is the Brigadine armor which makes me look like I’m wearing huge heavy plate with just a sweater covering my torso. I should get my IM cuirass and cuisses soon. I really need the stuff once I hit 50. Then I can sell my Brigadine and keep going untill my AF. Other things I need to get include IM Gorget, Royal Guard’s Collar, Hospitaler Earring, Rush Gloves and Phalanx Rings. Man. I need money again.

I’ll give you six reasons to avoid me.

Damn. I really think I pushed way to frigging hard this time. It hurts. Alot. But I’m writing anyway. Someone stop me…

So I get an invite earlier to a party. 1K EXP and then everyone had to go. Why in the hell did you invite me in the first place? Dunno. Pissed, I did the Vazhal OP thing again and started waiting again. For the hell of it, I do a /sea all WHM 64-68 and turned up with one result. Me. Thinking of the kick ass factor, I get a party almost instantly.

No bull. No nothing. White Mage/Warrior. All the way. EXP was flowing like Niagara Falls had a few hundred doses of crack. Ok, so I’m really exadurating on that anology, but it was good. We started out…with…and…ALTANA DAMNIT! I can’t even remember any of this! Sometime later I am passed leader, I pick up a SAM and a PLD who I think might be great. Needless to say, the PLD was the most fun I’ve ever had with a Japanese player ever. Who cares about EXP when your PLD is making random comments like this:
Underpants!

That started the insanity. It never stopped from there. Our WAR had to go to the bathroom and aparently spent a long time in it. PLD strikes again.

Don’t fall in!

The answer I get is that the SAM (who’s in the same LS) is teaching her all these kookie phrases. The SAM is also a Mercenary, so he jumps in our TS server, though his mic is broke, I have a decent one-ended conversation.

So the next line was somewhat random again, though after I do it again, it begins to make sense.

Naked!

Naked again!>Then she starts creeping me out. How does she know there was a guy behind the keyboard?

Penis?

I figure let’s play along some.

Men’s Underwear

It was about this time that we realized the WAR was probably DAK (dead at keyboard) and so we kicked him. Then the next one really got to me. She sends me a tell with only the word: PW. I respond with **** (Our TS password) thinking she’s not going to know the IP anyway. I turn my head to the second monitor.

[01:21:36] Zeaquada joined channel

I’m like, this can’t be real. She joins the channel entirely silent but later breaks her silence with almost perfect english (though, not quite as good as mine) and a sharp Japanese accent. We shoot the breeze a bit and finaly we make Versachen’s Day by making her say: “I have underpants on my head.” Over and over again which sounded so cute you could just pick up and hug her if she was an actual Tarutaru. Needless to say this was fun. But then she had to go, along with half the party. So I rebuilt it with just the RDM and myself left. I got a NIN and DRK as a package deal, a SMN and a RNG. Having to haste no one is awesome. Hastega {Yes, please.}.

Anyway, time passes and I reach goal one of the night.

Level 67

Woo. It’s been a long way comming friends, but I finaly did it. NIN and DRK need to go soon after this, I start to feel my limits comming and the RDM aggrees. So we decide to head out in ten minutes. Fortunately for me, I skill up well.

The Most Important Level

Then I said “You know, today is a good day to be a Melee White Mage.” (Continued in image)

Cover me!Â

Yeah. Funny. I’m covering my ass.

And finaly a really bad Miss Tell.

Good job.

Arizona Rocket Fuel (Can I have it?)

Random Ramblings and Things to Do.

(It’d be nice to have custom moods, I mean, look at the above)

So it’s level 65 and I think it’s time I actualy broke down and bought some actual White Mage gear. (Not the DD kind.) I spent about 500K on everything, but I think it was worth it. Two Aquamarine Rings for an extra +3 MND each were the forefront of this purchase. Second were some new earrings. I got an Enhancing Earring and a Bat Earring, barring the fact that my money supply doesn’t allow me to get Geist Earrings. I also decided to buy a Water and an Ice Staff. Water for Flashing and Ice for Paralyze. Some time ago there was a Terra’s Staff on auction, and I mitakingly bought it.

For 10 gil. :twisted:

Seriously. I have a Terra’s Staff that was 10 gil. But there’s one thing I still need to complete the set of non melee gear. A belt. I’m still wearing the life belt from 48. I’m not sure what to wear because I can’t aford a Penitent’s Rope. When I hit 72 (I think) I can get a Higharc’s Belt. That’ll be nice, but I’m still 66. Oh wait. I forgot to talk about that…

Yesterday I got another party who didn’t paticularly like my style of playing, though, for an Axe burn, I had to cure WAY too much. (RDM, WHM, DRG and 3X WAR) No one in the party thought to provoke untill the one member was in the red which burned up my MP like a bat out of hell still freshly on fire. (I have about 600MP, or about 4 Cure Vs and a IV for good measure.) Annoyed, I should of left sooner, but I was desprate to use my Maul today. We were in The Boyada Tree fighting the high level crawlers. Then we move onto Steelshells. Great idea. While we were in motion, everyone wanted sneak, and I made the usual coment, “Where’re your oils?” The RDM (go figure) complains “Oils are 100K/stack.” I snap back, “I make them. I sell them for 35″ and they bicker and bicker, but they don’t get the point.

That now everyone was yelling at me for no apparent reason. So they decide it’s time they got rid of me. They decide let’s replace the WHM with a BRD and replace the RDM with another BRD. I was kicked, but I stuck around to watch. They pull one steelshell. The BRDs are going nuts trying to cure this one WAR who has emnity (because the other’s aren’t provoking it) and he drops. The next WAR uses Mighty Strikes and vokes, dies, next WAR uses MS, dies, DRG uses Spirt Surge, provokes, dies. The BRDs are begging for my help now and the other nearby party that is all RMT. I decide not to do a damned thing about it. They both drop and the mob goes unclaimed with about 10% left. I put stoneskin up anticipating this, provoke it and begin pounding. Flash, Dia and a few hits and a WS later, the Steelshell drops and I’m spent, but because of how the EXP system works (it’s a bit weird) I get full EXP from the mob, 200. I laugh alot and then leave on the note, “Serves you right for kicking me.” Teleport-Vazhal, OP, San d’Oria. Actualy, all this was yesterday.

Today on the other hand, was a Phenominal party. It had a BRD as opposed to a RDM, so figuring I’m not going to have the ability to move that much for Ballad I’m, get this, WHM/RDM. Turns out the party was better than expected. Ding, 65. New hammer and stuff. We then pick up a RDM to replace… the BRD I think and I’m passed leader with little known reason. Not willing to go back and change my sub, I pick up Hebrew (a THF). We were friends for about a week untill he comes up with this great idea of bringing a 75 RDM into the fold to cure and haste himself. Haste fine, curing is my job. I told him this three times and then just dropped him. I said to him: If you need a PL to perform at level 65, you’re nothing more than a High Level n00b. Get the fuck out of my party.

I get a RNG who carried around plenty of supplies for making ammo. Party continues for about 2 hours and a WAR has to leave and the RDM says she has to go in a half hour. I get a BRD. Dual Support is INSANE. I had an attack of about 600 attached to me and refresh which means I got the best of both worlds. I did Judgement for 800 Damage. Everyone in the party had huge “WTF?” expressions and I asked why, so they told me how much Judgement did because I had all my filters on. Shweet. I don’t even have my Reverend Mail or Optical Hat yet and I’m already pulling out some awesome numbers. So anyway the party continues and low and behold I ding 66. Not ready to let the party die, the RDM and RNG have to leave. I look at what’s around. RDM, WAR, WAR. I ask the RDM to see if she wanted in, she didn’t respond so I picked up both WARs. Party was 3X WAR, 1X PLD, 1X BRD and myself.

I’m pretty sure this party proved that chain 7 or 8 is not impossible when nobody has haste on. Seriously. I could barely cast my enfeebling magic on mobs let alone use haste on anyone. (Do I sound like a RDM now or something?)

So basicly I used Dia and started Meleeing. So let’s paint a picutre here.
WAR WAR WAR
………..Mob
………..PLD
………..WHM

Watching the WARs all crushed together on one side was funny. But the BRD was good at distance and easily hit groups as they should of been hit (Minuet for the WARs, Balad for the rest of us).

So about a total of 8 hours chugging away at it I got 66 and am 9K into it. Also, my club skill is 217. Does that mean anything to you? It means Hexa Strike is not that far off. One level and 220 skill and things will be rocking…

And black list Fiftycent when you see him in Fairy. He’s promoting gil buying right now.

65 Is comming back…I hope.

So yesterday I decide it’s about time I get my ass back to 65.

Didn’t quite get there. But, I belive it was a great experience. I was White Mage/Warrior for the first time in an EXP party. Ever.

And it was badass.

Four hours and upwards of 20K EXP later, I decide I’m too tired to keep chuging. While I wanted to use my Maul today, I decided that I shouldn’t for fear of my health. I got a Summoner slightly later in the party who gave us enhancements every so often (and let Fenrir Tank, alot) and here’s something I’d like to share:

Equipment Peek.

That’s about it. I’m spending Mother’s Day with, get this, my mother. Ha ha ha. {See you again!}

The end of the word

After spending at least thirty minutes trying to come up with a clever “Word” and make it go in a circle, I decided that the “Word” segement will only be used when it’s funny and do able. Today, it’s not.

I got up and decided it’s time for new armor. The Kampfburst set has FAR outlived it’s usefulness to me and I commend it for the hard work and protection it’s given me.

Unfortunately at level 40 only two pieces are actualy worth replacing.

So now I’m wearing a Royal Squire’s Chainmail and Iron Musketteer’s Armet. The chainmail looks cool, but the armet makes me look like an idiot with shark teeth. Wow.

I partied for about three hours and got about a level and a half. EXP seemed to flow pretty well after the rough start and I finaly got Seraph Blade and a level. Then we disbanded. I felt a little woozy, so I went over to the Smithing guild to see if I could level it up some on Iron Scales. I get there and I thought I was halucinating. There was a little Tarutaru in an Optical Hat, Haberjeron (or however it’s spelled) and other black gear.

It’s Cranky.

For those of you who don’t know, Cranky is one of two known 100+3 Smithies in Fairy. He was the guy I commissioned to make my Darksteel Maul +1 after the Awpticle incident.

Better: He’s Japanese. We don’t have small talk to get in the way of bussness.

The Synth.

Finaly. Since my new sub job doesn’t require me to have everything in sets of two, this made me really happy. Not to mention I don’t have to carry around the materials to make them anymore just in case I happen to see him again. I will sell the normal mauls to make some of my money back and keep the +1 for myself.

Good day, but I don’t want to party anymore or whatnot. I’m too exausted to do so…

Quick Blurb

Nergal is still alive! He logged on today and said hello! We go back a ways. It’s good to see him again at last.

Earth Elemental? That’s it? And it gives me what?

So today I pretty much plowed through three levels of Paladin to level 40. Woo! It’s AF1 time! Thanks to Zjinn (the strong silent White Mage) and Verscharren (the Galkan Monk who looks like one in life to a fault) for helping me beat the crap out of that lousy Earth Elemental named Polevik that gives me a fancy sharpening stone, which brings us to tonight’s word.

*Cue the Colbert Report style knock off sidetitle, which looks slightly different because Zero had his hands on it…*

Honor.

Zero: Coming from a long line of service before self persons, I was raised to be a loving, helpful and caring person to other people.
Sidetitle: Who are in turned very creeped out by how helpful he actualy is.
Zero: I belive it is my duty to hand out information and the truth
Sidetitle: Don’t kill us Steven Colbert, we already stole two things from you now…
Zero: to anyone even if they are not willing to listen to me.
Sidetitle: Close minded f-tards. Yeah, I’m talking about you Whitesboro Class of 2005.
Zero: I always said be nice to me because you’ll end up working for me and begging for my help someday.
Sidetitle: Someday is today when you come into the computer shop with a problem and begin to plead for help.
Zero: I also belive in helping people who are struggling with the little things.
Sidetitle: He needs to help his little friend sometimes. I mean, have you seen that thing?
Zero: Like for no apparent reason I pick up an elderly woman off the street and drive her all the way home which is quite out of my way and expect nothing for it.
Sidetitle: She almost had a heart attack from going 0-30 without blinking first. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX baby!
Zero: I got home and felt so good I started telling people about it online.
Sidetitle: All four people he actualy talks to…
Zero: So my brother comes back and says:
Sidetitle: I hope he wasn’t drinking when he said this, he always seems to run around half buzzed.
Zero: You know what we call that? Chiviary. And you my brother are full of it.

Sidetitle: Honor.

Zero: And that’s the word. We’ll be right back.

Why not?

So yeah. This movie is frigging awesome. The action is well done and a fast as I wanted it to be, great perspective and though backgrounds sold this film. I won’t bother putting spoilers in, but I’ll just hint at this. When i saw the hair grow, my eyes widdened like a little fanboy, my arms shot in the air and I said “YES! He’s back…” The story was rather straightforward and pretty good, though not as deep or epic as the original, it still sufficed. The CGI was beyond compare, which is what I’d expect after the masterpiece that was Spirits Within. But what really pulled me to loving this thing was the music and that brings us to tonight’s Word.

*Cue the Colbert Report style knock off sidetitle*

Nobuo Uematsu.

Zero: Not only is this guy a creative genius beyond even what I could dream of,
Sidetitle: An anime chick who loved computers and video games as much as he does. Ruri Hoshino…
Zero: but he listens to a large collection of good music.
Sidetitle: If you consider Elton John, Led Zeppelin and Bluegrass to be good.
Zero: Music is as much a part of my life as my job, my computer and my favorite Video Games.
Sidetitle: And his amazing Hentai collection.
Zero: Video games turned me on to my other obsession, Japanese animation.
Sidetitle: *Blinks the previous line for dramatic effect*
Zero: From that I went straight to Anime Music Videos,
Sidetitle: And more Hentai.
Zero: Which then jumped me into going to conventions and meeting some of these legendary editors as they called it.
Sidetitle: Or just really weird and obsessive people.
Zero: I played Guitar Hero at one of these conventions I went to and had some fun because it was like DDR in a sense.
Sidetitle: Hero? Isn’t that a direct contridiction to Zero’s name? How was he ever good at it?
Zero: See I used to be a drummer for a band back in the day
Sidetitle: Called High School Symphonic Band.
Zero: I banged on drums,
Sidetitle: And other unfortunate girls.
Zero: crashed cymballs
Sidetitle: And cars.
Zero: and whacked on various other things.
Sidetitle: I’m not going there.
Zero: My obsession with rock music has got to come from my brother who
Sidetitle: Got WAY more pussy than Zero ever will.
Zero: always seemed to be in a band.
Sidetitle: A much better one.
Zero: So fusing this with my massive anime obsession prompted me to find a disk called The Black Mages at an Anime Convention.

Sidetitle: Nobuo Uematsu.

Zero: And that’s the word. We’ll be right back.

Hey You! Wanna see a (Hume) (woman) naked?! (Flash)

I got Paladin to 37. All I really did other than get my Smithing up to 24.

Now where is that bed…

Warrior Complete.

Yesterday I managed to finish my run as a Warrior. I now have Warcry and provided I don’t do anything wreckless as a Warrior (Read: play as Warrior) I’ll be all set to 75 with my Paladin or White Mage (or anything else I take up).

So this morning I sold all my gear that my Paladin can’t or shouldn’t wear for equipment and freed about 6 inventory slots in the process, but probably won’t make much gil from it. Oh well. I got other priorities. Onto my adventures as a Paladin!

Yeah right. It’s not that exiting. I get into a party with a REALLY bad setup. Two Blue Mages, Two Thieves, a Summoner and myself. What pissed me off was how EVERYONE in the party except the SMN and obviously myself was subbing Ninja.

?!

If you want to play the role of a Damage Dealer you should sub Warrior with very few exceptions. (This includes Rangers with Automatic Weapons or Corsairs perhaps and any puller who can’t quite get the distance right.) I know the previous statement sounds VERY hipocritical of myself and it probably is. Before I started weighing options and stuff around, I was White Mage with a Ninja sub. I thought, two weapons and shadows, how could it get any better?

It could. I took my level 18 Warrior as a sub for one day and the damage difference was substantial. Berserk is probably what made the damage increase so much, but when I got down to it, the attack of my Ninja sub compared to my gimped Warrior sub were the same. Now that it’s ungimped, the differences are substantial. Anyway, I’m really running off subject.

Because no one had a Warrior sub, there was no Provoke other than me. I Provoke when the fight starts, get Trick Attacked off of and everyone complains about me not lining up right. I say “{Taking a break}” and then someone said “Don’t bother” and I was kicked. Next thing I know, a Ninja with his flag up runs up and is invited to the party.

To people not have any real courtousy these days? What the hell. Agrivated, I run back to Rabao and jump to Black Mage and head to Jeuno. Jumpping back to Paladin I put up my flag and began some crafting work. Now I’m up a few levels in smithing and then I catch a party. Great fun. Paladin 33. Not bad.

Later Asurman, the only active linkshell Paladin dings 70. So, we go get him a test. I bring my usual Battle Staff and get about 3 levels in skill and his test. Then we head to Kuftal Tunnel and do the Tachi: Kasha NM. 3 White Mages, One tank and Two DDs. All we had to do was keep trading off who was healing and who was resting between Smashed and Zjinn (I was the only RDM sub, so I was stuck with Dispeling) and we romped his ass.

I need a comfy bed now…


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